And because my emo comes with a lot of lansi and I need to satisfy my appetite for snark... this is for all y'all who have an idiotic dumdum (or two) in your life. I'm sure you know at least one person like this. God knows a lot of those seem to be popping up lately. hmph.
If Only the Production Crew Of The Hills Could Do This
Hyper teenage blonde: Hey, know what I just realized?
20-something blonde sister: Okay, wait. In the interest of saving time, I'm gonna pull my hand back like so before you start talking. Now you can go ahead and say what you wanted to say, but just know that if it's something ignorant or retarded, I'm gonna slap you out of your shoes and right off the sidewalk, and then keep slapping you until we get home. Is whatever you want to say worth it?
Hyper teenage blonde: No?
Overheard by: Really want to know what she was gonna say
via Overheard in New York, Feb 24, 2009
20-something blonde sister FTW. I so wish I'd have the chance to unleash that on some poor unsuspecting bozo. lulz.